Trade your Saturday Night for Joe's

You all wanna know: Trader Joe's in Union Square. This just in: Saturday Nights at 8:00pm. Trade-off- they may be out of couple items (due to re-stocking schedule) BUT, I promise you'll be able to buy your vegan corn dogs before they defrost- we're taking less than 10 min checkout times.

Insomnia Cube

This just in, the best time to hit the Apple Store on Fifth Ave: 3:00 am- 4:00 am on a Thursday (mon-weds yet to be tested). That's right folks, ditch the tourists and keep the sk8terboiz and geeks for yourself. The Macbook airs were all single and available, heck the whole store was mine for the taking.

First discovered this time after a bout with insomnia in tandem with an iphone crises. I was two clicks of my latop and a breezy (sans traffic) cab ride away from a fix. Got into the Genius bar right away.

Ok, ok so you wanna know who else was there: 2 fire dept folks checking out the ipods 1 van-clad hoodie case with his skate board in hand and 1 middle-aged man with his critically-ill Macbook pro, oh yeah, and me:)